Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
For some months me and my sister have had a relentless war over the brand "Lipsmacker", my aunt now owns the brand and often brings us this poisen in high quantities, it's thoughtful but is it really necessary? The smell the detangler leaves in te bathroom after coco (my sister for those who don't know) has had a tantie about her curly hair and eventual sprayed a shitload of this toxic shite through her crazed blonde mop. I have to enter this polluted area to finish my hair and makeup and whatever els I haveto go through in the
morning, with my gas mask and a full silver suit to repell the smell! Anyway, my reason for telling you all his is because today in the supermarket, coco spied the most rediculous thing since the invention of scillicon bras - wait for it - lipsmacker yoghurt.
Whilst watching 10 news last night, the brunette with wierd lips was informing us of the upcoming weather, when she said 'And 27* for "the Gong"'; as if this woman could be that bogan to say on the news for Jesus-mans sake! (For those who haven't worked it out, the woman meant Woollongong. (*for more hilarious adventures with the news woman look no further than blog number 14.)
I honestly just saw a mother in a supermarket that closely resembled Robert Plant.
I just watched a movie though, it gaveout the vibe that it was a whacky Tim Burton film but I'm not sure because I can't be arsed checking the cover, it was a childrens movie but I got scared shitless in some scenes - I thunk adults and young adults will enjoy it more than the age it wad intended for. The movie was Coraline and I thoughraly enjoyed it, so, do grace you eyes with this film as it is very visually impressive.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Iv just noted how ridiculously similar all the house along this ferral freeway ate. It's much same as the ones along that popular highway (...) and they all have their own tennis courts, swimming pools and home cinemas. This states an obvious thing: these people never converse with each other as they do in the adds, they must be such antisocial people! All the adds are about how great the flipping "community", that group of freaks are all about having bigger and better plasmers than their tightarse nieghbors, And you wouldn't go to your tightarse nieghbors ugly brick home - that could be, in freak language, an admitance to defeat - Nono, that must spend their time in Hardly Normal buying new majestic appliances. It is all intensly depressing.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
I'm in Sydney - or rather Woollahra Darling, it is simply the Toorak of Sydney and the most hilarious place iv ever been: the well groomed dogs that lick the expensive cottage cheese off the toast at the cafes that only seem to cater for middle aged women with lushes hair, manicured nails and dressed
in their morning Lycra scoffing with their friends about theyr other friends.
I just ate some magnificent icecream.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
You Am I
Black Eyed Susans
And Many More!!!!
Food from Spanish resteraunt of the year MoVida, There will be a fully loaded wine bar, and a kickass silent auction!!
All this wonderousness will be in the absoloutly fucking stunning Thornbury Theater on ( i think its high st).
$120 a ticket and it all goes to our beautiful school.
HOney's of the world, this will be a kickass night and it is NOT to be missed!!!!!!!
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Ok, lets get boilin'.
This is my future husband.
He goes by the title of Tom Sturrige.
Anyway, I highly loath the new Gi Joe movie, In the words of a pro reviewer, 'It is the worst movie i have ever seen in my whole life' And mind you, that pro reviewer wasnt me. But really, save yourself! What i had to go through wasn't that bad, because we had 24 cans of soda to 1/2 drink an then boot down the seats.., But seeing as not many people are that rude, I'm assuming you are not that rude, please for the love of everything unholy- or holy, whichever you choose- do not ever see this movie, Unless you are in the mood for a few 'try this one out for size boys' lines and lots of piss taking afterwoods, then fine go see it.
Listen to the WHORES
Oh yeah, and mention me and my blog if you befriend them.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Sunday, May 24, 2009
- My life is so increadibly boring, and i have had nothing to write about.
- Even though my life may be boring, I have no time to write due to homework.
- My parents are tight about my intake of electronics.
- I hate to say it, but Myspace is funner.
So there you have it, my pretty sad reasons for not writing...
Ah yes, Overheard.
Accidental Exchange for the lyrics of the terrible song 'This Aint a Scene its a God Damn Arms Race', by the terrible Fall Out Boy. My Friends sister thought it was 'This Aint an Emu its a God Damn Ostrich!'
Now, to put words in Larrys mouth.
'I think that you should recognise that, Lily, Godess of Magic, Is not peeping at you from her bed and saying, 'No, not now, later..' *wearily*! She is NOt! i tell you now that she cares about you so much that she has made an email account to recieve ideas for this Fun-fun blog, and is expecting you to email her with high praise!'
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
This morning me, my sister, my mum, and my cat were playing Monopoly and we were telling my sister to give me 2 dollars, after and incredible 5 minutes of stress and hardship, she finally said 'what? 4 four dollars?'. Oh God. The vagueness of our youth.
'hey lil? can you wipe the sink?' 'sure' 'ok honey, love you!' 'love you too ma'
I think id like to do something on consumerism (thanks Suum) but i really dont have have time now, i'll just edit this later.
Do's and Dont's or the rest of you life:
Do : Record your life in pictures. Imagine looking back on it?
Dont : Support Miley Cyrus. No further comment needed.
Friday, April 3, 2009
That my well-earned friends is an exerpt from a fantastic book 'Its not all about YOU Calma' by hilarious author Barry Jonsberg. Yes. I know. His name makes him sound like a vicious outback bushy. "Woah- you don' wanna mess with Barry sonny Jim! he'll eat your cock off!"
Well, -shit i just got soup over over my top...-ok i thought id steal this segment from "M" magazine because i think its just fantastic. Sorry Olso.
My latest obsession is the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
On thursday i went to see funny-english-man Steven K Amos who made my stomach hurt so much i'm considering sueing him! Really, his show Find The Funny still on till the 12th of april so get your lovely arses down to the comedy theater!
I am also going to see Dylan Moran of ABC's Black Books. Thats in a week or so and i'm weeing my panties with excitement.
Do's for Dont's for the rest of your life.Movies.
DO : Perve on Paul Bettany in the new film Inkheart. If your into guys that is. I'm not going to make you do anything you don't to (yet). Actually, if your keen on keeping you and your family intact, then don't you dare even think about getting him. he's mine!
DON'T : Go and see Watchmen. It is terrible.
'Larry saw a badger today, it was actualy caesar dressed as badger' - Larry
Oh and i'll just clear this up, there is no such thing as Larry, i made him up. Perhaps i'll get quotes from my friends, They can give Larry a voice!