Good afternoon.
Whilst watching 10 news last night, the brunette with wierd lips was informing us of the upcoming weather, when she said 'And 27* for "the Gong"'; as if this woman could be that bogan to say on the news for Jesus-mans sake! (For those who haven't worked it out, the woman meant Woollongong. (*for more hilarious adventures with the news woman look no further than blog number 14.)
I honestly just saw a mother in a supermarket that closely resembled Robert Plant.
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"Unfortunatley, a deranged hairdresser has viciously attacked your head, lopping off hair with reckless abandon necesitating a drastic solution that has left you doing uncanny impersonations of a potato. If you went out on a sunny day, you'd dazzle the pilots of passing aircraft precipitating a major catastrophe"
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