8.

PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT MY SCHOOL, AND HAVE AN INTENSLY MUSICAL AND TASTEFUL NIGHTS FUN FOR YOURSELF.


Staring:
Rockwiz Orchestra

Dudes from...

Bad Seeds
You Am I
The Drones
Augie March
The Panics
Blue Ruin
Black Eyed Susans
Ukeladies
And Many More!!!!





Food from Spanish resteraunt of the year MoVida, There will be a fully loaded wine bar, and a kickass silent auction!!

All this wonderousness will be in the absoloutly fucking stunning Thornbury Theater on ( i think its high st).

$120 a ticket and it all goes to our beautiful school.


HOney's of the world, this will be a kickass night and it is NOT to be missed!!!!!!!

7.

Hi There, Again. So sorry.

Ok, lets get boilin'.

This is my future husband.


He goes by the title of Tom Sturrige.


Anyway, I highly loath the new Gi Joe movie, In the words of a pro reviewer, 'It is the worst movie i have ever seen in my whole life' And mind you, that pro reviewer wasnt me. But really, save yourself! What i had to go through wasn't that bad, because we had 24 cans of soda to 1/2 drink an then boot down the seats.., But seeing as not many people are that rude, I'm assuming you are not that rude, please for the love of everything unholy- or holy, whichever you choose- do not ever see this movie, Unless you are in the mood for a few 'try this one out for size boys' lines and lots of piss taking afterwoods, then fine go see it.



Listen to the WHORES


http://www.myspace.com/oreswhay

Utter brilliance.





Oh yeah, and mention me and my blog if you befriend them.

6.

Oh, God. Did you hear about Debra, she was out all day drinking Heroin out of a hot water bottle; Fell down on a burning sword and exploded into a million bits and then she attacked by two tiny dwarfs made intirly out of celery and spider sperm, throwing this big tin-foil at her that they'd stolen from a bus full of school children who were smugling chutney accross the mexican border in their heads and they all were chased down a chocolate well, where they drowned a pool of Dentists piss.
DYLAN MORAN

5.

So, Here i am again: to hopefuly brighten the lives of you surfs...

Now, I shall explain myself.

- The reason i haven= not been Blogging is, (in Dot Point format, very classy)

• My life is so increadibly boring, and i have had nothing to write about.





• Even though my life may be boring, I have no time to write due to homework.





• My parents are tight about my intake of electronics.





• I hate to say it, but Myspace is funner.

So there you have it, my pretty sad reasons for not writing...

Ah yes, Overheard.

Accidental Exchange for the lyrics of the terrible song 'This Aint a Scene its a God Damn Arms Race', by the terrible Fall Out Boy. My Friends sister thought it was 'This Aint an Emu its a God Damn Ostrich!'

Now, to put words in Larrys mouth.

'I think that you should recognise that, Lily, Godess of Magic, Is not peeping at you from her bed and saying, 'No, not now, later..' *wearily*! She is NOt! i tell you now that she cares about you so much that she has made an email account to recieve ideas for this Fun-fun blog, and is expecting you to email her with high praise!'

lilyandlarry@live.com.au

4.

So sorry i haven't blogged for so long, Have been quite sick and the bulk of Highschool homework has hit me. I have guests over now, a lady who snorts when she laughs, her hialrious husband and their pleasant kids. For this reason i Cannot write a full blog.

Good Day to You x

3.

Good Mornin'

I simply had to share this book...

The Gospel according to Larry is an Awesome book 'As told to Janet Tashjian' - how weird is this, its is a about a boy who has a blog site called The Gospel according to Larry, this is a genius book and i got it out purely for the cover and the title, itsjust...- read it!

2.

Howdy...My little earthlings, 'Tis I Colourbost the Crab... nah, its actually lily here, which is not a surprise... since larry doesn't exist and the blog's called Lily & Larry... yup theres me rambling on, i assume if you know me in person you will already be aware of that trait, but if you don't, well then, you better get used to it.

Olso, you rock my socks.

This morning me, my sister, my mum, and my cat were playing Monopoly and we were telling my sister to give me 2 dollars, after and incredible 5 minutes of stress and hardship, she finally said 'what? 4 four dollars?'. Oh God. The vagueness of our youth.

Playing with make-up is fun right?Yeah, well at the moment i'm obsessed with it. I asked for some good facepaints for christmas and Santa-man saw into the future, and saw pissed off my parents would get sooner or later, and said 'sure lil!', at first they posed as happy that i got my wish, But when they saw the good ol' vanity bason after after my trail of destruction made its course through the bathroom, they hit the roof, hurting their heads which made them even more furiuos! Can you imagine the beating i got: The splatter of the Blood! The crunching of the Bones!

'hey lil? can you wipe the sink?' 'sure' 'ok honey, love you!' 'love you too ma'

Last night i saw a fantastic movie, Baz Lurhmans Romeo and Juliet. It was just fantastic! i know everyones probably seen it already and i just hopped in the Purple Wiggles car, but really, how great is it?



I think id like to do something on consumerism (thanks Suum) but i really dont have have time now, i'll just edit this later.



Do's and Dont's or the rest of you life:

Do : Record your life in pictures. Imagine looking back on it?

Dont : Support Miley Cyrus. No further comment needed.

'God, I'm sweating like a petophile on a bouncy castle.' - Larry