Good afternoon.
Whilst watching 10 news last night, the brunette with wierd lips was informing us of the upcoming weather, when she said 'And 27* for "the Gong"'; as if this woman could be that bogan to say on the news for Jesus-mans sake! (For those who haven't worked it out, the woman meant Woollongong. (*for more hilarious adventures with the news woman look no further than blog number 14.)
I honestly just saw a mother in a supermarket that closely resembled Robert Plant.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
11.
Honestly, my reason Blogging now in it's ghastly entirety is that I am bored to deAth.
I just watched a movie though, it gaveout the vibe that it was a whacky Tim Burton film but I'm not sure because I can't be arsed checking the cover, it was a childrens movie but I got scared shitless in some scenes - I thunk adults and young adults will enjoy it more than the age it wad intended for. The movie was Coraline and I thoughraly enjoyed it, so, do grace you eyes with this film as it is very visually impressive.
I just watched a movie though, it gaveout the vibe that it was a whacky Tim Burton film but I'm not sure because I can't be arsed checking the cover, it was a childrens movie but I got scared shitless in some scenes - I thunk adults and young adults will enjoy it more than the age it wad intended for. The movie was Coraline and I thoughraly enjoyed it, so, do grace you eyes with this film as it is very visually impressive.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
10.
Oooh! We are in them damn fine double digits.
Iv just noted how ridiculously similar all the house along this ferral freeway ate. It's much same as the ones along that popular highway (...) and they all have their own tennis courts, swimming pools and home cinemas. This states an obvious thing: these people never converse with each other as they do in the adds, they must be such antisocial people! All the adds are about how great the flipping "community", that group of freaks are all about having bigger and better plasmers than their tightarse nieghbors, And you wouldn't go to your tightarse nieghbors ugly brick home - that could be, in freak language, an admitance to defeat - Nono, that must spend their time in Hardly Normal buying new majestic appliances. It is all intensly depressing.
Iv just noted how ridiculously similar all the house along this ferral freeway ate. It's much same as the ones along that popular highway (...) and they all have their own tennis courts, swimming pools and home cinemas. This states an obvious thing: these people never converse with each other as they do in the adds, they must be such antisocial people! All the adds are about how great the flipping "community", that group of freaks are all about having bigger and better plasmers than their tightarse nieghbors, And you wouldn't go to your tightarse nieghbors ugly brick home - that could be, in freak language, an admitance to defeat - Nono, that must spend their time in Hardly Normal buying new majestic appliances. It is all intensly depressing.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
9.
Hi there. Lil again. Not Larry.
I'm in Sydney - or rather Woollahra Darling, it is simply the Toorak of Sydney and the most hilarious place iv ever been: the well groomed dogs that lick the expensive cottage cheese off the toast at the cafes that only seem to cater for middle aged women with lushes hair, manicured nails and dressed
in their morning Lycra scoffing with their friends about theyr other friends.
I just ate some magnificent icecream.
I'm in Sydney - or rather Woollahra Darling, it is simply the Toorak of Sydney and the most hilarious place iv ever been: the well groomed dogs that lick the expensive cottage cheese off the toast at the cafes that only seem to cater for middle aged women with lushes hair, manicured nails and dressed
in their morning Lycra scoffing with their friends about theyr other friends.
I just ate some magnificent icecream.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
8.
PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT MY SCHOOL, AND HAVE AN INTENSLY MUSICAL AND TASTEFUL NIGHTS FUN FOR YOURSELF.
Staring:
Rockwiz Orchestra
Dudes from...
Bad Seeds
You Am I
The Drones
Augie March
The Panics
Blue Ruin
Black Eyed Susans
Ukeladies
And Many More!!!!
Food from Spanish resteraunt of the year MoVida, There will be a fully loaded wine bar, and a kickass silent auction!!
All this wonderousness will be in the absoloutly fucking stunning Thornbury Theater on ( i think its high st).
$120 a ticket and it all goes to our beautiful school.
HOney's of the world, this will be a kickass night and it is NOT to be missed!!!!!!!
Staring:
Rockwiz Orchestra
Dudes from...
Bad Seeds
You Am I
The Drones
Augie March
The Panics
Blue Ruin
Black Eyed Susans
Ukeladies
And Many More!!!!
Food from Spanish resteraunt of the year MoVida, There will be a fully loaded wine bar, and a kickass silent auction!!
All this wonderousness will be in the absoloutly fucking stunning Thornbury Theater on ( i think its high st).
$120 a ticket and it all goes to our beautiful school.
HOney's of the world, this will be a kickass night and it is NOT to be missed!!!!!!!
Saturday, August 15, 2009
7.
Hi There, Again. So sorry.
Ok, lets get boilin'.
This is my future husband.
He goes by the title of Tom Sturrige.
Anyway, I highly loath the new Gi Joe movie, In the words of a pro reviewer, 'It is the worst movie i have ever seen in my whole life' And mind you, that pro reviewer wasnt me. But really, save yourself! What i had to go through wasn't that bad, because we had 24 cans of soda to 1/2 drink an then boot down the seats.., But seeing as not many people are that rude, I'm assuming you are not that rude, please for the love of everything unholy- or holy, whichever you choose- do not ever see this movie, Unless you are in the mood for a few 'try this one out for size boys' lines and lots of piss taking afterwoods, then fine go see it.
Listen to the WHORES
http://www.myspace.com/oreswhay
Utter brilliance.
Oh yeah, and mention me and my blog if you befriend them.
Ok, lets get boilin'.
This is my future husband.
He goes by the title of Tom Sturrige.
Anyway, I highly loath the new Gi Joe movie, In the words of a pro reviewer, 'It is the worst movie i have ever seen in my whole life' And mind you, that pro reviewer wasnt me. But really, save yourself! What i had to go through wasn't that bad, because we had 24 cans of soda to 1/2 drink an then boot down the seats.., But seeing as not many people are that rude, I'm assuming you are not that rude, please for the love of everything unholy- or holy, whichever you choose- do not ever see this movie, Unless you are in the mood for a few 'try this one out for size boys' lines and lots of piss taking afterwoods, then fine go see it.
Listen to the WHORES
http://www.myspace.com/oreswhay
Utter brilliance.
Oh yeah, and mention me and my blog if you befriend them.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
6.
Oh, God. Did you hear about Debra, she was out all day drinking Heroin out of a hot water bottle; Fell down on a burning sword and exploded into a million bits and then she attacked by two tiny dwarfs made intirly out of celery and spider sperm, throwing this big tin-foil at her that they'd stolen from a bus full of school children who were smugling chutney accross the mexican border in their heads and they all were chased down a chocolate well, where they drowned a pool of Dentists piss.
DYLAN MORAN
DYLAN MORAN
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