Tuesday, September 15, 2009

10.

Oooh! We are in them damn fine double digits.

Iv just noted how ridiculously similar all the house along this ferral freeway ate. It's much same as the ones along that popular highway (...) and they all have their own tennis courts, swimming pools and home cinemas. This states an obvious thing: these people never converse with each other as they do in the adds, they must be such antisocial people! All the adds are about how great the flipping "community", that group of freaks are all about having bigger and better plasmers than their tightarse nieghbors, And you wouldn't go to your tightarse nieghbors ugly brick home - that could be, in freak language, an admitance to defeat - Nono, that must spend their time in Hardly Normal buying new majestic appliances. It is all intensly depressing.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

9.

Hi there. Lil again. Not Larry.
I'm in Sydney - or rather Woollahra Darling, it is simply the Toorak of Sydney and the most hilarious place iv ever been: the well groomed dogs that lick the expensive cottage cheese off the toast at the cafes that only seem to cater for middle aged women with lushes hair, manicured nails and dressed
in their morning Lycra scoffing with their friends about theyr other friends.

I just ate some magnificent icecream.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

8.

PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT MY SCHOOL, AND HAVE AN INTENSLY MUSICAL AND TASTEFUL NIGHTS FUN FOR YOURSELF.


Staring:
Rockwiz Orchestra

Dudes from...

Bad Seeds
You Am I
The Drones
Augie March
The Panics
Blue Ruin
Black Eyed Susans
Ukeladies
And Many More!!!!





Food from Spanish resteraunt of the year MoVida, There will be a fully loaded wine bar, and a kickass silent auction!!

All this wonderousness will be in the absoloutly fucking stunning Thornbury Theater on ( i think its high st).

$120 a ticket and it all goes to our beautiful school.


HOney's of the world, this will be a kickass night and it is NOT to be missed!!!!!!!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

7.

Hi There, Again. So sorry.

Ok, lets get boilin'.

This is my future husband.


He goes by the title of Tom Sturrige.


Anyway, I highly loath the new Gi Joe movie, In the words of a pro reviewer, 'It is the worst movie i have ever seen in my whole life' And mind you, that pro reviewer wasnt me. But really, save yourself! What i had to go through wasn't that bad, because we had 24 cans of soda to 1/2 drink an then boot down the seats.., But seeing as not many people are that rude, I'm assuming you are not that rude, please for the love of everything unholy- or holy, whichever you choose- do not ever see this movie, Unless you are in the mood for a few 'try this one out for size boys' lines and lots of piss taking afterwoods, then fine go see it.



Listen to the WHORES


http://www.myspace.com/oreswhay

Utter brilliance.





Oh yeah, and mention me and my blog if you befriend them.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

6.

Oh, God. Did you hear about Debra, she was out all day drinking Heroin out of a hot water bottle; Fell down on a burning sword and exploded into a million bits and then she attacked by two tiny dwarfs made intirly out of celery and spider sperm, throwing this big tin-foil at her that they'd stolen from a bus full of school children who were smugling chutney accross the mexican border in their heads and they all were chased down a chocolate well, where they drowned a pool of Dentists piss.
DYLAN MORAN

Sunday, May 24, 2009

5.









So, Here i am again: to hopefuly brighten the lives of you surfs...




















Now, I shall explain myself.








- The reason i haven= not been Blogging is, (in Dot Point format, very classy)








  • My life is so increadibly boring, and i have had nothing to write about.




  • Even though my life may be boring, I have no time to write due to homework.




  • My parents are tight about my intake of electronics.




  • I hate to say it, but Myspace is funner.




So there you have it, my pretty sad reasons for not writing...









Ah yes, Overheard.




Accidental Exchange for the lyrics of the terrible song 'This Aint a Scene its a God Damn Arms Race', by the terrible Fall Out Boy. My Friends sister thought it was 'This Aint an Emu its a God Damn Ostrich!'








Now, to put words in Larrys mouth.

'I think that you should recognise that, Lily, Godess of Magic, Is not peeping at you from her bed and saying, 'No, not now, later..' *wearily*! She is NOt! i tell you now that she cares about you so much that she has made an email account to recieve ideas for this Fun-fun blog, and is expecting you to email her with high praise!'







lilyandlarry@live.com.au















Saturday, May 16, 2009

4.

So sorry i haven't blogged for so long, Have been quite sick and the bulk of Highschool homework has hit me. I have guests over now, a lady who snorts when she laughs, her hialrious husband and their pleasant kids. For this reason i Cannot write a full blog.
Good Day to You x